We have carefully compiled these funny Elf quotes to bring a smile on your face.
Elf movie was released in 2003 around Christmas. The movie revolves around the adventures of Buddy, a human raised by Santa’s elves. He heads to New York City to find his biological dad while spreading Christmas cheers and sharing joy among city full of cynics and non believers.
Here are the best elf quotes and sayings. These are carefully selected and curated from a range of sources over the years. Some quotes are absolutely hilarious and will make your day. Let’s read the elf buddy quotes from the movie played by Will Ferrell.
The best Elf Quotes and Sayings
“He’s an angry elf, he’s from the South Pole.” – Elf movie
“Watch out, the yellow ones don’t stop!” – Elf movie
“What about Santa’s cookies? I suppose parents eat those, too?” – Elf movie quotes
“Leave the gum on the street.” – Elf movie
“First, we’ll make snow angels for two hours, then we’ll go ice skating, then we’ll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse cookie-dough as fast as we can, and then we’ll snuggle.” – Elf movie
“Good news! I saw a dog today!” – Elf quotes
“I’m in a store and I’m singing!” – Elf movie
“Francisco! That’s fun to say! Francisco. Frannncisco. Franciscooo.” – Elf movie
“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” – Elf movie
“We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.” – Elf movie
Elf quotes about Christmas festivities and cheer
“You sit on a throne of lies.” – Elf movie
“As you can imagine, it’s dangerous having an oven in an oak tree during the dry season.” – Elf movie
“Does somebody need a hug?” – Elf movie
“Bye Buddy, hope you find your dad!” – Elf movie
“Have you seen these toilets? They’re ginormous!” – Elf movie
“If you see a sign that says ‘Peep Show’, that doesn’t mean they’re letting you look at presents before Christmas.” – Elf movie
“Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?” – Elf movie
“I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.” – Elf movie
“I’m sorry I ruined your lives and crammed 11 cookies into the VCR.” – Elf movie
“I’m in love, I’m in love and I don’t care who knows it.” – Elf movie
Elf quotes that will make you laugh
“Nice purple dress. Very purpley.” – Elf movie
“Of course, you’re not an elf. You’re six-foot-three and had a beard since you were fifteen.” – Elf movie
“You did it! Congratulations! World’s best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It’s great to be here.” – Elf movie
“Some call it ‘the show’ or ‘the big dance;’ it’s the profession that every elf aspires to—and that is to build toys in Santa’s workshop.” – Elf movie
“Then I traveled through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, past the sea of twirly-swirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.” – Elf movie
“Son of a nutcracker!” – Elf movie
“This place reminds me of Santa’s Workshop. Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.” – Elf movie