Sarcastic QUOTES ABOUT FAKE PEOPLE, FRIENDS and FRIENDSHIP
We have a compiled the best sarcastic fake people quotes about your fake friends. Guess what? They are everywhere, you have to be smart to identify the real friends. Use these quotes as captions for your Instagram or WhatsApp message/status to share with your fake friends.
“A fake friend is an enemy in disguise.” ~ Ellen J. Barrier
“Fake People are like shadows. They follow you in the sun but leave you in the dark.”
“Someone who smiles too much with you can sometime frown too much with you at your back. ” – Michael Bassey Johnson
“Fake people don’t surprise me anymore, loyal people do.”
“Fake friends: once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.”
“You always knew after shitty things happened, who your friends really were.”
“Everybody isn’t your friend. Just because they hang around you and laugh with you doesn’t mean you are your friends. People pretend well. At the end of the day, real situations expose fake people, so pay attention.”
“Don’t fear the enemy that attacks you, but the fake friend that hugs you.”
“Some friends are like pennies, tow-faced and worthless.”
“As we grow up, we realize it becomes less important to have a ton of friends, and more important to have real ones.”
“Growing up means realizing a lot of your friends aren’t really your friends.”
Sarcastic Fake People Quotes
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“F*ck a fake friend, where your real friends at?”
I’m so tired of: fake friends, drama, liars, being ignored, getting hurt.”
“I don’t have time for fake friends anymore. Either be real, or be gone.”
“An open enemy is better than a false friend.”
“True friends will always find a way to help you. Fake friends will always find an excuse.”
“Stay real, stay loyal, or stay away from me.”
“Fake friends are around when they think you’re cool. True friends are around even when they think you’re fool.”
“Sometimes it’s not the people who change, it’s the mask that falls off.”
“Friends are like boobs: some are big, some are small, some are real, some are fake.”
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“Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.”
“It’s funny how you’re nice to my face. It’s hilarious how you talk shit behind my back. And it’s downright comical that you think I’m unaware.”
“Fake friends show their true colors when they don’t need you anymore. Be aware.”
“Fake friends are like autumn leaves, they’re scattered everywhere.”
“Only a true friend will tell you to your face, what others are saying behind your back.”
“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realized I never had one.”
“Fake friends will believe the gossip about you, but real friends know better and stand up for you.”
“A real situation will always expose a fake friend.”
” Fake Friend is like a Snake in the Grass, you never when it bites you” – Harsh Tiwari
“A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
“A fake friend can cause much more damage to you than a real enemy!” ~ Senora Roy
“Better an honest enemy than a false friend.” ~ German Proverb
“Best friends have 11 letters, but so does Backstabber.” ~ Wiz Khalifa
“A friend who stands with you in pressure is more valuable than a hundred ones who stand with you in pleasure.” ~ Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
“A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.” ~ Arnold H. Glasow
“A friendship that can cease has never been real.” ~ St. Jerome
“Always be careful of your friend who loves your enemy; you either trust such a fellow for your life or for your death!” ~ Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
“Adverse circumstances and problems help us to find out the real friends and fake friends in life.” ~ Anurag Prakash Ray
“Always sleep with one eye open. Never take anything for granted. Your best friends might just be your enemies.” ~ Sara Shepard
“An honest enemy is better than a false friend. When in doubt, pay more attention to what people do and less to what they say. Actions not only speak louder than words, they are more difficult to fake.” ~ Zero Dean
Sarcastic Fake People Quotes, Messages and Caption
“An honest enemy is better than a best friend who lies.” ~ Tanko
“Associate yourself with people of good quality, for it is better to be alone than in bad company.” ~ Booker T.Washington
“Be careful who you trust because as quickly as they say they’re your friend is how quick they can turn their backs on you.” ~ Abhishek Tiwari
“Before you count your friends, make sure you can count on them. Some friends are only around when they want something from you but are never there when you need something from them.” ~ Rashida Rowe
“An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.” ~ Buddha
“Be very careful of who you share your problem with, remember that not every friend that smile at you is your best friend.” ~ Kemmy Nola
“Being too nice is a crime today. Fake friends are everywhere around you. They will use you and when you are of no use, throw you away like a wrapper.” ~ Shizra
“Betray a friend, and you’ll often find you have ruined yourself.” ~ Aesop
“Beware of enemies who come disguised as friends, if a person hates you they won’t want to see you succeeding at anything and they will try to discourage you whenever they get the chance.” ~ Rashida Rowe
“Beware the FRENEMY; enemy disguised as friend who pretends to look after your interests but really loves it when things turn sour for you.” ~ Mufti Ismail Menk
“Don’t be sad or afraid when you start losing friends; be glad you’re getting rid of the fake ones. Stay true to yourself.” ~ Terry Mark
“Eliminate those fake friends who seem real when you have something and disappear when you have nothing.” ~ Rashida Rowe
“Even problems do you a favor; they let you know the real friends from fake ones.” ~ Unknown
“Everyone you fight may not be your enemy; likewise everyone that helps you may not be your friend.” ~ Melchor Lim
“Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.” ~ Yolanda Hadid
“Fake friends are like a bad tooth ache, annoying and eventually you get rid them.” ~ Ginger Smith
“Every coin has two sides, just like most people have two faces.” ~ Rashida Rowe
“Fake friends are like plastic, if you’re finished using it, you can trash it.” ~ Unknown
“Fake friends are like shadows: always near you at your brightest moments, but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hour True friends are like stars, you don’t always see them but they are always there.” ~ Habeeb Akande
“Flee from fake friends. There is nothing called half-truth. Whatever looks like a lie is a lie!” ~ Israelmore Ayivor
“Fake friends are with you today and against you tomorrow. Whatever they say defines them not you.” ~ Shizra
“Fake friends get mad when we don’t pretend to like them.” ~ Carlos Wallace
“Fake friends: those who only drill holes under your boat to get it leaking; those who discredit your ambitions and those who pretend they love you, but behind their backs they know they are in to destroy your legacies.” ~ Israelmore Ayivor
“False friendship, like the ivy, decays and ruins the walls it embraces, but true friendship gives new life and animation to the object it supports.” ~ Richard Burton
“Friends behave in the same way as a tree does. The root, of a tree is your real friends. The fake ones will gradually fall off like leafs.” ~ Shane Atkinson
“I always say a lot of fake friends are the ones I can’t get into a fight with, because if I get into a fight with them, it’s over.” ~ Dania Ramirez
“Haters will be all in your face wishing you good luck but behind your back praying to God you fall off.” ~ Gee Linder
“I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about. Mannequins.” ~ Jarod Kintz
“He, who laughs at your struggles, will be the first to bow before you when success finds you. Just keep going.” ~ Tshepo Koos Maluleke
“I used to think enemies were the worst people in the world, but that was until I met fake friends and realized that they’re a lot worse.” ~ Ritu Ghatourey
“I’ve got more respect for someone who comes out and says they don’t like me than for the ones who act like they do but talk bad about me when I’m not around.” ~ Mitchell Perry
“If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren’t your friends.” ~ Marilyn Manson
“If you’re successful in life, you will win false friends and make true enemies. Succeed anyway, for they will lose in the long run.” ~ William E Lewis Jr.
“I’d rather have an enemy who slaps me in the face than a friend who stabs me in the back.” ~ Nishan Singh
“In the beginning, some people try to appear that everything about them is in black and white, until later their true colors come out.” ~ Anthony Liccione
“It’s funny how sometimes the people you’d take a bullet for, are the ones behind the trigger.” ~ Ritu Ghatourey
“Know who your best friends are and if they can’t be honest with you, then they are not worth keeping Let them fade out of your life.” ~ Kemmy Nola
“Lord, watch over my good friends and protect me from the fake ones.” ~ Terry Mark
“Most people want to see you to do better, but not doing better than them.” ~ London Mond
“Neither a fake friend nor a liar can be trusted, with a secret.” ~ Ellen J. Barrier
“Make sure the lions you roll with aren’t snakes in disguise.” ~ Genereux Philip
“One night I prayed to God, I asked could he please remove my enemies from my life, and before you knew it I started losing friends. ~ Meek Mill
“Pay attention to the friends that help you when you’re down, so you know who to ignore when you get back up.” ~ Rashida Rowe
“People think being alone makes you LONELY, but I don’t think that is true. Being surrounded by wrong people is the loneliest thing in World.” ~ Unknown
“Sometimes it’s not the person who changes; it’s the mask that falls off.” ~ Mhaj Porras
“Someone who smiles too much with you can sometime frown too much with you at your back.” ~ Michael Bassey Johnson
“Pretend to be poor in reality and you’ll notice a decrease in your friends list and request.” ~ Michael Bassey Johnson
Sarcastic Fake People Quotes about fake friends and relatives
“The most dangerous among us come dressed as angels and we learn too late they are the devil in disguise.” ~ Carlos Wallace
“The one who says I’ll never let you fall is the one who will push you off your feet.” ~ Amina Tabasum
“The touchstone of false friends is the day of need: by way of proof, ask a loan from your friends.” ~ Saib Tebrizi
“True friends esteem you of greater worth than you feel deserving. False friends demand you prove that worth.” ~ Richelle E. Goodrich
“The worst kinds of enemies are those who pretend to be your friends.” ~ Rashida Rowe
“Watch who you call friend because friends are the same ones that will leak your business to everyone after all not friends anymore.” ~ Ritu Ghatourey
“We don’t need to fear the enemy who attacks us, but the fake friends that are with us only in our good times.” ~ Anurag Prakash Ray
“True friends sometimes quarrel, but will never part. Fake friends will always smile with you but will keep stabbing you at the back.” ~ Terry Mark
“We fear our enemy but the bigger and real fear is that of a fake friend who is sweetest to your face and most vile behind your back.” ~ Mufti Ismail Menk
“What greater wound is there than a false friend?” ~ Sophocles
“You’ll be surrounded by many so called well wishers during your good times but there’ll be only few one around you in your bad times.” ~ Anurag Prakash Ray
“We never lose friends, fake ones are exposed.” ~ Carlos Wallace
“What’s the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you’re so ugly on the inside?” ~ Jess C. Scott
“When they show you their true colors don’t try to paint a pretty picture with it.” ~ Sonya Parker
“You don’t lose when you lose fake friends.” ~ Joan Jett
“You should be aware of fake friends because it is the hardest to be aware of.” ~ Eraldo Banovac
“You always knew after shitty things happened, who your friends really were.” ~ Jodi Picoult
Messages and Quotes about Fake People and Friends
A real friend’s got your back, while the fake ones are sticking knives in it.
Tough times always expose good friends and fake friends
“Fakeness is everywhere, you just can’t get away with it”
“Good people suffer the most because of some fake friends”
“It is a curse to be kind and good person because the world is full of fake friends and fake people”
“Being too nice is almost a crime nowadays”
